Patrol
$17starting weekly
For yards that need a reliable weekly reset without ceremony.
- 1-2 dogs
- Weekly visit
- Gate status note
- Waste hauled away
Pricing
No contracts. No shame fees. Just cleaner grass.
Pricing scales by dog count, yard size, visit cadence, and whether your turf has developed a personality.
Package offers
Simple plans that do not require a decoder ring.
A strong service site needs clear entry points. These packages make the decision easy without pretending every yard is the same.
Command Center
$24popular weekly
For multi-dog homes, turf runs, and people who host on weekends.
- Up to 4 dogs
- Priority route window
- Monthly deodorizer credit
- Treat drop option
Backyard Bailout
$69one-time reset
For the yard that has become a conversation nobody wants to start.
- Backlog cleanup
- Party-ready scheduling
- Optional odor treatment
- No subscription
Guarantee
The Ironclad Shatisfaction Assurance.
If a visit misses the mark, the imaginary dispatch desk sends a tech back out until the yard is right. No long contract, no guilt script, no weird service-provider hostage situation.
What you are buying
Not just a scoop. A repeatable service system.
The price covers route planning, access notes, trained sweep patterns, waste removal, completion texts, and a crew that treats the gate like the most important part of the job.
Plan standards
Every plan includes the basics that make it feel professional.
The funny brand only works because the service details are boring in the best way.
GateLatch verified before leaving
GridYard swept in repeatable lanes
ToolsSanitized between service zones
TextArrival and completion updates
What affects price
The calculator has common sense baked in.
Real pet waste service pricing depends on more than a flat number. This UI gives customers a clean, believable model.
Dog count
Visit frequency
Yard access
Backlog severity
Pricing FAQ
Is the first visit really free?
In this fictional universe, yes. In production, wire this to real campaign rules.
Do I need to be home?
No. Add gate notes and keep pets inside during the route window.
Can I pause service?
Yes. No-contract positioning is a major conversion lever for this category.
More pricing detail
No tiny asterisks hiding in the grass.
Why does dog count matter?
More dogs usually means more volume and more inspection time. The estimate adjusts before you book.
Do first-time resets cost more?
Backlog cleanups take longer, so they are priced separately from weekly maintenance.
Can commercial properties use residential plans?
No. Shared spaces need route documentation, zone coverage, and manager reporting.
Are add-ons required?
No. Deodorizing, priority windows, and turf treatments are optional upgrades.
Same-week routes available
Give the quote widget something terrible to calculate.
Dog count, yard size, cadence, and the honest truth about the situation. That is all it needs.